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Abraham Lincoln used to wear these adorable goat slippers around the White House. Isn’t that just charming?

Side note: they’re a size 14. At 14, those goats are practically life-sized.

Historically, I didn’t think Lincoln could have been any more of a dork than I had already made him out to be. I was wrong.

ps this is amazing

I now must make goat slippers. I need them. I want them. I wanna be COOL like #16






Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.

omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS

Go faster. Must go faster.

This is the true spirit of cosplay

a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck

with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention

everyone else go home.


i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards


More Allowance ‘verse high school antics. This was before Erwin finally learned how to make better clothing choices and before they figured out what to do with Levi’s hair. Mike always had to remind people that he is in fact still underage.

Also, you’re here for the Youth competition, Levi. He’s calling you short.

There’s A Lake Where You Can Swim With Jellyfish That Won’t Sting You



There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.


The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.


The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.


Learn more about the land of friendly, magical jellyfish.

(Source: mralexalba)



my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil


(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)

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